a fly flew into my pants

I know how weird that sounds. It was weird. Let me explain.

It was a special weekend for me, I was participating in an English Camp at one of my schools. "English Camp" is what they call extra programs, kind of like summer school. It is almost summer!!! The kids have final exams coming up!!! They are all stressed out about it and stuff.

Anyways, during one of the breaks during the English Camp, I went to the restroom. I parked myself at the urinal, and after a few seconds I noticed that there was a fly, just sitting there, on the top part of the urinal. So I blew on it, and it flipped over onto its back and started flailing it's legs a little, I felt really sad because I could tell that it was dying. My mind wandered, and I started thinking about how long the fly had been alive, how many different surfaces it had come into contact with, how many fly friends it had had. And then I blew on it again, and it flipped back over, I thought, "How strange?" I was doing up my pants when the fly took off, but it didn't fly like a normal fly would. It flew directly sideways, right into my pants, as they were not buttoned up yet. I looked behind me on the ground to see if maybe I had misjudged its trajectory or something, but the fly was nowhere to be found. It was definitely in my pants. So I began fluttering around my pants and shaking my legs around in hopes that the fly would come out the bottom of my pant leg. But, the fly never came out. I never saw the fly again. I have not found any fly carcass in any of my articles of clothing. It is a great mystery. Maybe it didn't actually fly into my pants??? But I swear I saw it.